1. After making gingerbread houses a student said, "This room smells cookyish!
2. Right smack in the middle of a math test, this boy decides to bellow a hearty "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
3. I wore a Christmas tie one day this week and a student asked me, "Why do you look so lovely today Mr. Dearybury? Did your grandma die today?"
4. As you know I had the Elf on the Shelf visit me room this week. Everyday, about 5 times a day, someone shouted. "He blinked! He blinked!"
5. Yesterday when I was opening all the gifts my students brought me a student said, "I hope there is an ear wax scooper in there because I the mother load in my ear!!!"