"A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4 year old daughter to answer the phone."Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
Too funny huh???? Anyway.....on to my confession.... If you know me, you know I try to be transparent and real...there is no use being any different its just gonna all come out in the wash some day anyhow so you might as well come clean and be honest....... Well today I am being honest......
I was in a hurry this morning as I entered the school. I saw one of those wonderful people that LOVES to talk but has no respect of other people's time and can not just say a quick "howdy doo" and keep moving.... Fortunately she was in the car line and moving, but I knew if she saw me in the parking lot she was gonna stop..... So I whipped out my cell phone and called Matt..... I thought if I was on the phone she would keep driving and I could get inside.....
Well...Of course Matt did not answer his phone so there I stood pretending to be on the phone.... I held the phone to my ear until she passed by and then put it down.... Before I put it down though....DUMB ME said "ok Bye!!" Can you believe it, saying bye and no one was even there........ WHAT AND IDIOT I AM!!!!
After I put the phone down, I thought to myself..."and you think you're honest. You just stood in the middle of the parking lot and acted like you were on the phone." Wouldn't an honest person say to the lady....Listen I have to go I am kinda in a hurry...... O well..... I did it and its over....and thankfully I am not still standing in the parking lot having my ear talked off.....
Blog readers..please forgive me! :0)
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